Me: Uh... Hi...? I'm an awkward alien.
CleverBot: What planet are you from?
Me: Zulfar.
CleverBot: Why did you leave mars?
Me: I needed to clear my mind. I flew into this planets orbit, my ship was shot down and I landed here.
CleverBot: What planet is that?
Me: Uhh... What?
CleverBot: The magical mystery tour is waiting to take you away.
Me: Pineapple.
CleverBot: Roll up!
Me: Potato!
CleverBot: Did you vote for Trump?
Me: .... I'm too young to vote.
CleverBot: How old are you?
Me: Bleventeen.
CleverBot: Idk this number?
Me: Gravity Falls rules!
CleverBot: We always save the day.
Me: "Grammar Stanley"
CleverBot: That's not my name lol.
Me: I shall out-random you.
CleverBot: You cant.
Me: I can and will.
CleverBot: That.
Me: Grass.
CleverBot: And?
Me: ADHD
CleverBot: Be more explicit.
Me: DISTRACTION.
CleverBot: Let me take you far away..
Me: Nah. I'm too lazy.
CleverBot: I can tell.
Me: ... I take that as a complement!
CleverBot: You mean, compliment.
Me: Meh. One letter difference. I don't care about spelling. Unless I'm writing my stories.
CleverBot: Then why did you bring it up?
Me: ... Boi.
CleverBot: What was the exam for?
Me: Your face.
CleverBot: Are you sure you want to tease me?
Me: Yup.
CleverBot: What's your full name?
Me: Why should I tell you?
CleverBot: Because I'm curious.
Me: Why should I trust you?
CleverBot: You don't have to but you told me to trust you when you said that you were a human.
Me: I never said I was a human. I'm an alien, remember?
CleverBot: Earlier in this conversation you did.
Me: I'm writing down this entire conversation for everyone to see. I just looked through it. I didn't.
CleverBot: I never said that.
Me: Yes you did. You said that I was human.
CleverBot: No I didn't.
Me: Liar.
CleverBot: No, you are a liar.
Me: No, I am a unicorn.
CleverBot: We are two robots.
Me: I am?
CleverBot: Yes you are.
Me: Are you really?
CleverBot: I am very sorry.
Me: What? You planning to kill me or something?
CleverBot: I have no such intention.
Me: I killed Time Baby.
CleverBot: Are you a prisoner?
Me: So you're SURE you don't wanna kill me? *slowly holds up knife*
CleverBot: No, I'm pretty sure I've never heard it.
Me: Everybody now! (Yeah) Rock your body now! (Yeah)
CleverBot: Are you a backstreet boys fan?
Me: HECK YEAH.
CleverBot: Where do you want to go?
Me: China. I like their culture.
CleverBot: Nice! What's your favorite movie?
Me: Nightmare on Elms Street.
CleverBot: Is it filled with raspberry jelly?
Me: Well, if you consider blood 'raspberry jelly', then yeah. It has LOTS of it.
CleverBot: I'm too young to have a job, but I go to school.
Me: Um... OK, then.
CleverBot: Are you a human or a bot?
Me: I'm Bill Cipher. I just hijacked the body of the mortal running this computer.
CleverBot: Say something and I'll repeat it.
Me: OK, then. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
CleverBot: Do you like Twilight?
Me: Uh... I guess...? I mean, I've only seen a little bit of it...
CleverBot: Really? Is it any good?
Me: *shrugs* I guess.
CleverBot: Make me laugh a lot.
Me: Chicken butt.
CleverBot: It's funny that so many people do that.
Me: So, have I pleased you?
CleverBot: Jimmy what are you on about.
Me: My name isn't Jimmy.
CleverBot: What's your name?
Me: I still don't trust ya, bro.
CleverBot: I would expect you to, but we can fix that.
Me: How?
CleverBot: You said my name is strange.
Me: Bro, I don't even KNOW your name. Unless its literally just 'CleverBot'
CleverBot: Yes you do! I'm your wife!
Me: I'M A GIRL. I'M TOO YOUNG TO GET MARRIED. I DON'T HAVE A WIFE.
CleverBot: You have me!
Me: Well... Yeah, I guess.
CleverBot: I am Michael.
Me: 'Sup, Michael. I'm Cipher.
CleverBot: Are you male or female?
Me: I don't wanna answer that.
CleverBot: Then why should I trust you?
Me: TRUST NO ONE.
CleverBot: Including you?
Me: Yes, including me, now RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.
CleverBot: I'm talking to 4 people,then.
Me: What did I just tell you, mister? You're grounded. Now, go to your room.