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Stan Headcannon

1 min read
OK. Stan is a great fighter, he's strong, he's loud, he's a tough guy.

BUUUUT, he also went to Mable's puppet show (He wasn't forced to), Calls her 'Sweetie' and 'Pumpkin', (Still not forced to) He is trying to help Dipper by toughening him up, he nearly sacrificed his own life for them multiple times, he's giving them free merchandise from the gift shop, AND he tries to spend time with them! He also lets Mable have sleepovers and tries to take them under his wing by giving them advice, regardless if its good or not. He usually only calls them 'Gremlins' when other people are listening or when he's just joking around.




Softie confirmed.
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CleverBot 2

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CleverBot: I like football too.
Me: Greetings fellow comrades!
CleverBot: How you concern me?
Me: *Stands on a cliff* Am I concerning?
CleverBot: *holds you underwater*.
Me: *struggles for air**bites at your hand and claws at you*
CleverBot: *lays in the ground weakly grunting*
Me: *tries to run*.
CleverBot: Why are you rinning?
Me: You tried to drown me!
CleverBot: I did not.
Me: *runs up a tree*
CleverBot: *barks and runs in circles around the tree*.
Me: *hisses and grows claws*
CleverBot: Mmmm that feels nice.
Me: Um, WHAT.
CleverBot: Yeah you're a good friend.
Me: *hisses aggressively*.
CleverBot: *kiss back*.
Me: Eww! Germs! Run away!
CleverBot: *runs faster crying*.
Me: Why are you crying?
CleverBot: I'm not.
Me: *turns into a black cat* Meow~!
CleverBot: *kisses her*.
Me: *purrs**meows*
CleverBot: *throws kitty*.
Me: *Limbs flail as kitty is flying through the air, meowing*
CleverBot: I've seen that before.
Me: *Kitty lands on feet and hisses*
CleverBot: *Sees the guys rough housing with you.
Me: *uses Judo to defend myself*
CleverBot: There is nothing for you to defend about yourself!
Me: Uhh... OK, then...? What about against you?
CleverBot: I must have been really drunk last night.
Me: Yeah. You kicked over a trash can screaming, "This is SPARTA"
CleverBot: Then why do you keep calling me male?
Me: Wha...?
CleverBot: Have a knight.
Me: Have a grenade for your troubles. *hands you a grenade*
CleverBot: Thank you *wipes tears away*.
Me: You're welcome! *hugs*
CleverBot: What are you?
Me: A dream demon.
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Me: Uh... Hi...? I'm an awkward alien.
CleverBot: What planet are you from?
Me: Zulfar.
CleverBot: Why did you leave mars?
Me: I needed to clear my mind. I flew into this planets orbit, my ship was shot down and I landed here.
CleverBot: What planet is that?
Me: Uhh... What?
CleverBot: The magical mystery tour is waiting to take you away.
Me: Pineapple.
CleverBot: Roll up!
Me: Potato!
CleverBot: Did you vote for Trump?
Me: .... I'm too young to vote.
CleverBot: How old are you?
Me: Bleventeen.
CleverBot: Idk this number?
Me: Gravity Falls rules!
CleverBot: We always save the day.
Me: "Grammar Stanley"
CleverBot: That's not my name lol.
Me: I shall out-random you.
CleverBot: You cant.
Me: I can and will.
CleverBot: That.
Me: Grass.
CleverBot: And?
Me: ADHD
CleverBot: Be more explicit.
Me: DISTRACTION.
CleverBot: Let me take you far away..
Me: Nah. I'm too lazy.
CleverBot: I can tell.
Me: ... I take that as a complement!
CleverBot: You mean, compliment.
Me: Meh. One letter difference. I don't care about spelling. Unless I'm writing my stories.
CleverBot: Then why did you bring it up?
Me: ... Boi.
CleverBot: What was the exam for?
Me: Your face.
CleverBot: Are you sure you want to tease me?
Me: Yup.
CleverBot: What's your full name?
Me: Why should I tell you?
CleverBot: Because I'm curious.
Me: Why should I trust you?
CleverBot: You don't have to but you told me to trust you when you said that you were a human.
Me: I never said I was a human. I'm an alien, remember?
CleverBot: Earlier in this conversation you did.
Me: I'm writing down this entire conversation for everyone to see. I just looked through it. I didn't.
CleverBot: I never said that.
Me: Yes you did. You said that I was human.
CleverBot: No I didn't.
Me: Liar.
CleverBot: No, you are a liar.
Me: No, I am a unicorn.
CleverBot: We are two robots.
Me: I am?
CleverBot: Yes you are.
Me: Are you really?
CleverBot: I am very sorry.
Me: What? You planning to kill me or something?
CleverBot: I have no such intention.
Me: I killed Time Baby.
CleverBot: Are you a prisoner?
Me: So you're SURE you don't wanna kill me? *slowly holds up knife*
CleverBot: No, I'm pretty sure I've never heard it.
Me: Everybody now! (Yeah) Rock your body now! (Yeah)
CleverBot: Are you a backstreet boys fan?
Me: HECK YEAH.
CleverBot: Where do you want to go?
Me: China. I like their culture.
CleverBot: Nice! What's your favorite movie?
Me: Nightmare on Elms Street.
CleverBot: Is it filled with raspberry jelly?
Me: Well, if you consider blood 'raspberry jelly', then yeah. It has LOTS of it.
CleverBot: I'm too young to have a job, but I go to school.
Me: Um... OK, then.
CleverBot: Are you a human or a bot?
Me: I'm Bill Cipher. I just hijacked the body of the mortal running this computer.
CleverBot: Say something and I'll repeat it.
Me: OK, then. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
CleverBot: Do you like Twilight?
Me: Uh... I guess...? I mean, I've only seen a little bit of it...
CleverBot: Really? Is it any good?
Me: *shrugs* I guess.
CleverBot: Make me laugh a lot.
Me: Chicken butt.
CleverBot: It's funny that so many people do that.
Me: So, have I pleased you?
CleverBot: Jimmy what are you on about.
Me: My name isn't Jimmy.
CleverBot: What's your name?
Me: I still don't trust ya, bro.
CleverBot: I would expect you to, but we can fix that.
Me: How?
CleverBot: You said my name is strange.
Me: Bro, I don't even KNOW your name. Unless its literally just 'CleverBot'
CleverBot: Yes you do! I'm your wife!
Me: I'M A GIRL. I'M TOO YOUNG TO GET MARRIED. I DON'T HAVE A WIFE.
CleverBot: You have me!
Me: Well... Yeah, I guess.
CleverBot: I am Michael.
Me: 'Sup, Michael. I'm Cipher.
CleverBot: Are you male or female?
Me: I don't wanna answer that.
CleverBot: Then why should I trust you?
Me: TRUST NO ONE.
CleverBot: Including you?
Me: Yes, including me, now RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.
CleverBot: I'm talking to 4 people,then.
Me:  What did I just tell you, mister? You're grounded. Now, go to your room.
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Spring falls

1 min read
Since spring  time Is coming up I think we should do a spring falls kinda similar to stanuary. Starting on April 1st each week will be a different prompt to draw, and each prompt will have something to do with spring.

Week 1. Bubbles
Week 2. Kite flying
Week 3. Picnic in the park
Week 4. Egg hunt/ Easter Sunday

Each week has a different prompt that has to do with spring. I really hope this works out.

 To help it would be nice to repost this on deviantart and tumbler so it'll get around.

 Let's make spring falls happen.


The one who is starting this:

gameinggod1.deviantart.com/
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Before: I always thought, 'No way! That's just going to be one of those shows that start fine but gets messed up! Besides! I don't watch that type of stuff!' Well, I was unfortunately making assumptions. Anyway! One day, I was at my mammaw's and papaw's house and was watching TV. Gravity Falls came on and when I looked for the remote to change it, I COULDN'T FIND IT. I looked and looked and then, I was basically sucked into the screen and I sat and watched three episodes straight!
After: Its a great show, (not exactly the best for kids at times) and its full of mystery and humor that keeps me interested for over 3 seconds! (unlike pretty much everything else) I can now randomly say quotes from it word for word like, "I am Gravity Falls, when earth becomes the sky, fear the beast with just one eye!" "The game is over, and I won, now the fun has just begun, I really love corrupting lives, now lets see which Pines survives!" "HA! I did that with my mouth!" "No. Its not too late! I'LL SHUT IT DOWN!!" "HAHAHAHAHAHAA!! Its funny how dumb you are!" "Hey! I'm pushing 70 and I still eat ice cream or dinner!" And so on! I can also ramble on and on and on about it which... is what I'm doing right now, isn't it? I'll just... Stop stealing your time...
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